Occam’s Razor.  The principle that the simplest explanation is usually the correct one.  

Well Devon asked us to have our DNA tested at 23 and me.  I just got my test results.

No, I haven’t gone crazy and gotten my nose (or any other body part) pierced - face it, the time to do that would have been 20 years ago when I first moved to hippie town USA.  We’re talking here about our favorite topic of conversation lately, our Sportsmobile.